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Fresh Body – Las Vegas, Nevada
Creator : Brook Frank
A lotion-to-powder formula for your groin area, which helps prevent chafing and irritation. Doubles as deodorant in a pinch, and for other areas that chafe. Women can use it for under boob and inner thigh areas. Fresh vagina, go for it! Aluminum, paraben, and talc-free, with soothing ingredients of oatmeal and aloe. Figure out what size your balls are... Less is more. Apply and be done; no playing with yourself! That's not the Fresh Balls way. Also, it's called Fresh Balls, not Cakey Balls (as it will clump and BALL off if over-abused in the application process).
Make sure you wash your hands to remove any evidence of powdery residue, as it's NOT a damn hand lotion, nor does anyone want to shake hands with your junk. You might have seen this ball saver in the movie MANSOME. Can last 1-3 months (average) to a year, depending on usage (and obviously your ball size). Note, it's TSA friendly at exactly 3.4 ounces for your carry on purposes. No longer will your Fresh Balls be confiscated at the airport terminal.
It's also cruelty-free... So no bunnies were harmed in the making of your newly Fresh Balls. Yay. Save the bunnies.