Fresh BALLS

$13.00
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Fresh Body – Las Vegas, Nevada

Creator : Brook Frank

A lotion-to-powder formula for your groin area, which helps prevent chafing and irritation. Doubles as deodorant in a pinch, and for other areas that chafe. Women can use it for under boob and inner thigh areas. Fresh vagina, go for it! Aluminum, paraben, and talc-free, with soothing ingredients of oatmeal and aloe. Figure out what size your balls are... Less is more. Apply and be done; no playing with yourself! That's not the Fresh Balls way. Also, it's called Fresh Balls, not Cakey Balls (as it will clump and BALL off if over-abused in the application process).

Make sure you wash your hands to remove any evidence of powdery residue, as it's NOT a damn hand lotion, nor does anyone want to shake hands with your junk. You might have seen this ball saver in the movie MANSOME. Can last 1-3 months (average) to a year, depending on usage (and obviously your ball size). Note, it's TSA friendly at exactly 3.4 ounces for your carry on purposes. No longer will your Fresh Balls be confiscated at the airport terminal.

It's also cruelty-free... So no bunnies were harmed in the making of your newly Fresh Balls. Yay. Save the bunnies.

$13.00
BOSS LADY SAYS, you'll find up top. Here's what FRESH BODY SAYS, via their website... Step away from the messy powders! Fresh Balls® is specially designed to deal specifically with the uncomfortable and unhygienic problems that moisture and bacteria can cause in those “man-regions” – in an all-natural and clump-free way! Our lotion is a quick-drying talc-less formula that dries to a silky-smooth powder to keep you and your best parts moisture-free. And, unlike most deodorants and powders, our natural formula is free of all aluminum, parabens, and talc – just as nature intended. Welcome to The New Science of Dry. * Hypoallergenic and clinically tested. * Made in the USA. * Not tested on animals, just humans! THE REAL DEAL - Real men are made tough, and designed to withstand pains that would make a weaker human crumble. Torn ACL? That’s what your right leg is for. Herniated disk? Don’t bend over. There is only one thing that can bring a man to a grinding halt. Ball sweat, and his close friends, ball itch, and smelly sack. Chemical ointments filled with lab potions, messy powders, and embarrassing re-adjustments have long been the answer. However, Mother Nature hasn’t made a problem that science cannot solve – except for deadly hurricanes. Why not try Fresh Balls® today?

 

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